#pussygator proclamations

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

i just cant imagine hating drag queens. if i was new to this world and the largest woman id ever seen both physically and spiritually who smelled delicious and was refracting light with he power of three pounds of glitter was walkign toward me the only conclusion i would be able to come to would be I Am About To Meet An Angel

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

im so understimulated i need to sink my teeth into flesh or something

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

hell yeah i vape.want a hit (passes you a saucepan of boiling water

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

what if instead of just roll with it it was called just 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 with it and all the characters uh. (glances off camera suddenly, a fearful look in my eyes) and they all uh. engaged in mildly suggestive acts. fully clothed

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

"making bad art is better than making no art" i say for the fifth time as i continue staring blankly at the canvas i have open

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

hi everybodayyy i got turned down for a filing fee waiver to change my legal name, so i'm having an indefinite commission sale to raise money for it as i can't afford the fee.

flat color is $5 and shaded is $15 :3

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

before you start listening to jrwi listen to hit song hotel california and ask if you really want that to be your life. because the only escape is death

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

BREAKING NEWS! top sources are reporting that talking to your friends is nice and makes you happy

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

do we think maybe the human body makes Too much goop.im really not a huge fan of all the goop

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

condifiction this is your sign. embezzle the patreon funds and get your ass to planned parenthood. its the only way

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

not following wonderlust is so funny i just saw ripleys official art on the dash and i was like woahh they got black people in there cool. how many is that overall now i wonder. i guess my count is probably off i dont know about late riptide. and i opened the notes and people are freaking out for a completely different reason called somewhere in her description bizly neglected to mention that this resident of creatureworld is actually Not a creature

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

on halloween my family gets together with various other families at my moms house, and the kids go trick or treating and the adults stay and hang out. this year after everyone got home and ate, there were a bunch of baked beans left. naturally my mom offered to send some home to the apartment and i said sure we'll eat baked beans. lo and behold she cokes out with a Ziplock Bag Of Beans. so ive just had to cut off a corner to pipe a bunch of beans into an actual tupperware

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

my commissions are 40% off during june for pride! details in the sale tab of my carrd :3

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

so ive gathered from the dash that charlie slimecicle is taking it up the ass live on twitch or some shit,

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

if u dont think vyncent is a cool character you didnt watch the show. also i have relayed your location to a hitman